Kong: Skull Island is an excuse for two hours of giant monsters fighting and ridiculous, magnificent, set pieces. Kong has no need for your puny human "plots". Kong knows this.
Why you think Kong cast L. Jackson as an angry man? And why have a threatening stick insect? Or Hiddleston going crazy with a fly swatter?
Kong hears your tiny words and is not swayed. Kong will punch giant lizards in the face all he likes, while not explicitly mentioning that he's remaking Apocalypse Now with monsters.
And be riotously funny while doing it.
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