Want some porn? Some really terrible porn? Well have I got the show for you.
This is a series of ten five minute episodes, telling the tale of seven angels who have come to Earth, searching for the next possible Messiah.
They don't find the Messiah. They find a naughty boy.
Or seven of them. Each of the first seven episodes of this follow a different angel, who each find themselves a possible Messiah, and then attempt to make the unfortunate boy more holy, a better fighter or just generally improved. Their idea of improved is always unhelpful. They might attempt to build a machine in order to help the prospective Messiah focus, or stalk them constantly in order to ensure they're always protected.
And the angels, perhaps surprisingly for beings of pure life and light, tend to show a bit more boob than you might expect. And that's if you're expecting a lot. I know ecchi is a thing, and some people watch anime just for the fanservice, but at least sometimes it pretends that there is a plot to hang the fanservice on. Here it does not. It is five minutes of male gaze, which only gets worse once we're past the first seven episodes.
Because just in case you manage to make it that far (I didn't. I started skimming at episode 4), you're rewarded with the seven angels getting together and doing a range of stretching and jumping exercises to warm down after their hard day of being perved on. No, really. I don't know who thought that five minutes of badly drawn people bending over was worth making, but they were very wrong.
If you want porn, just go to google. There is no need for this to exist.
Tagged: Anime Comedy Contemporary Magical girls Ecchi Hidive Subbed